Kennism

Definition of a Kennism: doing something so silly that only people as silly as Ken would do it.

Example 1 of a Kennism
"Well where am I? At the time you wrote the last email..I was in Kalamata...a medium sized town in Greece (actually not that small but just local commerce centre......not that I tried to do a off the beaten track but it was the aftermath of a usual dose of Kennism)

I was supposed to go to a place 12 hours up north of that...called...

Kalabaka.

ahah..oh well."

Example 2 of a Kennism
Going drinking the night before your birthday, coming home to smoke shisha and at 5am feeling 'lazy' and deciding to go for a jog - only to realise 3kms later that you are too drunk to jog in a straight line.

Example 3 of an EXPENSIVE Kennism
Driving around St Kilda in your mate's car and realising you really need to take a dump. Parking your car at the first available spot you see and running to the nearest place you can find a bathroom. 10 minutes later and 2 kilos lighter you come out to see that the car is missing and that you parked it in a tow-away zone. You have to pay a very hefty fee as a parking fine and to get the car back. Then minding your own business you get stopped by cops (can you smell bacon?) who want to fine you even more money because your mate's car number plates are in bad shape.